Monday, March 10, 2008

It has electrolytes

Ever since seeing Idiocracy, I wanted to try Brawndo. Why? Simply put: it has electrolytes. And that's what plants crave.

I got my chance today. Zach ordered a case. I am now drinking in (literally) the glory that is Brawndo. The can looks just like it does in the movie, touting the contents contained therein as The Thirst Mutilator in bold letters, and yes, it is bright green.

It tastes like a lightly carbonated citrus Gatorade. It's smoother than a monster, and lacks the sometimes slightly bitter aftertaste so common to energy drinks. It has a rather light finish, actually. I'm also getting a pretty decent buzz on an empty stomach. The best part though? It has electrolytes.

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